HELP HELP EMERGENCY!
ATTENTION LOCAL MUSICIAN FRIENDS!: Crochetcatpause begins recording of their new album tomorrow. Due to unfortunate events we will now be recording it ourselves, and Ruckus is importing his studio from Pittsburgh. He is unable to fit his studio monitors for the journey. WE ARE in dire need to borrow a pair of studio monitors. I can assure you we will be the utmost careful with them. This is an absolute emergency, if you can help us out PLEASE get at me ASAP so we can work something out. Thanks in advance to all the true little babes on this planet. Have a great summer, keep in touch.
kuma. you are are no longer of this world. i will not forget you. you were an inspiration to me. a lot of my jokes were only funny because you existed in the dumpiest way possible. i will continue your legacy of being noisy and under appreciated. i will miss you dearly, my friend kuma.
K U M A F O R E V E R.
JULY 8TH! TRUMBULLPLEX! DETROIT!
this will be our first show after we record our new album. this will also be the last local show before we go on tour in august with bubblegum octopus. we will be showcasing many many new songs for the first time ever at this show. come hang.
THE ONE ELECTRONIC (FEATURING VINCE OF CROCHETCATPAUSE)
be quiet. he may hear us. he is dear to us.
come see our buddies be grown ups and prove to the world that artists can die hungry, and probably will. vince will be doing something for some reason.
4///20///bring a hemp necklace//share pass it 2 ur left 2 ur friend jeff k later beth//////
from the people who brought you CODENAME: DRACULA.
a day to celebrate god’s america. get ready to pledge your allegiance to your overlords. freedom rules.
we will have more information soon, patriots.
don’t be a unresolved prude.
show dad wh
y you wanna be so rude.
make some serious financial decisions.
by giving us a little monetary compensation.
cause our p
roduct is good, and it means well
the more you buy the more we sell.
what we do with all your hard earned money
is up to us to decide
f ollowing instincts inside our tummies
what that means: cigarettes and italian pastries. using them in conjunction to make dreams come true.
buy a shirt, buy a cd, quit school, kiss members of the same sex. tell the pope he can suck an egg. thanks for considering us today.
vincent and travis live equestrian gothic renaissance era lifestyle. rarely have regrets.