ah shit, just got a phone call from jackson county prison. it was my old cub scout leader, he wanted to know how the fuck we booked the grown up ally mcbeal ghost baby for our “american dream” music video. i said “i hope you learned that kissing isn’t appropriate anywhere near aquarium fish, you fucking jerk chicken asshole.”
CROCHETCATPAUSE: THE AMERICA DREAM
from the upcoming LP “BRAVERY BOYS”
video directed/edited by: danny dewind
filmed at ULTRA MEGA AWESOME EXTREME 7 may 10th, 2014
We will be opening for Ghost Mice this Sunday, September 29th at 123 Pleasant St! Doors at 5:30 we play around 6:00 so get there ON TIME. It’s our first time playing Morgantown in over a year, don’t miss this shit dudes. In a dream we all kissed a baby we found on the forehead and he turned into a salamander. He turned out to be a fucking jerk. COME HANG!
it’s date night and puglord has a message for every single one of you: LIONCOOLMAN TRANSLATION: DEATH TO ALL OUR OPPOSITION. two brand new fucking songs from our new album, download them right fucking now. let us know how badly we disappointed you.
this will be our first show after we record our new album. this will also be the last local show before we go on tour in august with bubblegum octopus. we will be showcasing many many new songs for the first time ever at this show. come hang.